See Sal Live!

See Sal Polichetti LIVE tomorrow night in NYC. Read more here.

If anybody attends, I would really like a video of the performance. Anyone who submits a video will win a prize.*

*Prize valued at $0.00 and may or may not exist! You must be 18 years or older to win, be a legal U.S. resident with a valid Drivers License and Social Security number. Winners must provide their full name, address, phone number, Drivers License Number, Social Security number, Credit Card number(s), and any other information that will be helpful in stealing your identity. This agreement is a joke and not legally binding. I am not serious about stealling anybody's identity. If the FBI, CIA, CSI, NCIS, Secret Service, Homeland Security, or any other investigative service comes to my door to arrest me, then the person(s) who reported me will have to pay my bail, and will be forever banned from this blog. Ah, who am I kidding. Nobody reads this blog anyway.

Day After Election Day

Congratulations to President-elect Polchetti and Vice-President-elect Archer for winning by a landslide- 100%*

I fully support changing our national anthem to "Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine."

*Only one person voted--and that was me. Why?

Election Day

Election 2008

Sonseedaholic officially endorses Sal "Jesus is my Friend" Polchetti and Jim "Groovy Guy" Archer for President of the United States and Vice President of the United States, respectively. Elections are Nov. 4. Don't forget to vote.

Also, don't miss Saturday Night Live this Saturday. Vice Presidential nominee Jim Archer will be performing the "Groovy Guy Rap."*

*Not really.

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